All time
99.1%
2,256 reviews

If you've ever wanted to romantically pursue a phone, then hot DARN, do I have just the game for you.
Verdict coming soon: the jury is still reading
Buy, Wait, and Skip land in the next pass. Nothing on this card can be bought.
Player sentiment is from Steam (PC) reviews.
99.1%
2,256 reviews
98.6%
221 reviews
97.8%
45 reviews
92.3%
13 reviews
Declining-6.2 pts versus the previous 90 days
Bars are review volume. The line is the positive percentage. Periods under 10 reviews are faded.
i wanna ♥♥♥♥ randy wet and pathetic
i like it man its really good.. more expansion? pls i want to date pierre
I adore this game! It's goofy and funny. It's been a huge comfort game for me and I'm so happy I got to finally play it!
oh my god. i dont knwo what i epected. i jsut saw this online and thought itd be funny but its well writte and i CRIED play it. play it now. you will never be able to fill the dialtown shaped gaping hole
It was as if I had lived through a feverish dream about eggs
Availability only. Player sentiment is from Steam (PC) reviews.

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