Goat Simulator 3

Pilgor's baaack! Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new (at least on Steam), totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience. Invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore.

Verdict

Verdict coming soon: the jury is still reading

Buy, Wait, and Skip land in the next pass. Nothing on this card can be bought.

Player sentiment

Player sentiment is from Steam (PC) reviews.

All time

97.8%

16,059 reviews

12 months

97.6%

3,730 reviews

90 days

97.9%

707 reviews

30 days

95.9%

171 reviews

Stable-1.8 pts versus the previous 90 days

Review history

Bars are review volume. The line is the positive percentage. Periods under 10 reviews are faded.

What players are saying

Positive

this game is very funny. from all the references to different games to the quests, this game is hilarious. however, if you want to 100% the game, be ready to spend some more money, as DLC is included in acheivements...
107h 24m played at review · 18 Sept 2026
Some of the most fun I have had with my son in a very long time. It's like GTA but you're a goat. The game is full of funny references to games, books, movies, pop culture, etc. We love playing split-screen, completing missions together, and exploring the world. 10/10, would highly recommend.
133h 56m played at review · 21 Sept 2026
i am goat and when i see gas station it go boom when i see car that also go boom
64h 6m played at review · 24 Sept 2026
Amazing Game and Amazing DLCs
37h 54m played at review · 23 Sept 2026

Negative

Coffee Stain's serious grooming problems aside, this is just unfunny nonsense. Can't recommend anything that makes Borderlands seem funny, by comparison. Also yes, grooming iconography is in the game. It's pretty rancid to see.
2h 8m played at review · 19 Sept 2026
is so good it was so better the old game
2403h 30m played at review · 30 Sept 2026
game wont even start, these updates are breaking everything
44h 52m played at review · 12 Sept 2026
Wasn't for me. The novelty wore off in about 30 minutes. I think some people might like it but it was very repetitive and then some items make the game trivial.
1h 12m played at review · 15 Sept 2026