Crime Scene Cleaner

Once you get tangled with the mob, you will forever be a part of the mob. At least they pay a decent salary and all you have to do is clean up after their dirty work, but you know what you’re doing. So clean crime scenes, earn as much money as you can, and get ready for the next mission.

Verdict

Verdict coming soon: the jury is still reading

Buy, Wait, and Skip land in the next pass. Nothing on this card can be bought.

Player sentiment

Player sentiment is from Steam (PC) reviews.

All time

98.1%

34,568 reviews

12 months

97.8%

8,897 reviews

90 days

97.6%

1,521 reviews

30 days

98%

393 reviews

Stable+0.6 pts versus the previous 90 days

Review history

Bars are review volume. The line is the positive percentage. Periods under 10 reviews are faded.

What players are saying

Positive

me two hours in: this is great but man I cannot imagine 100%ing this me twenty hours in: no thoughts, only cleaning me forty hours in: this is by far the best cleaning game I've ever played me sixty-odd hours in: I can't believe I 100%ed, but am I really going to do all of the true cleaner levels too.........
65h 43m played at review · 2 Sept 2026
just found my dream job and got hired. Despite dealing with psycho clients, It pays well plus tips. (got a problem with those customers that when i go there i find out there are more bodies than they idiots mentioned.) (wish i could upgrade cleaning sponge and mop or get better UV light).
3h 23m played at review · 6 Sept 2026
There’s something ridiculously satisfying about cleaning up a crime scene and getting everything absolutely spotless. If you’re the type of person who has to 100% every game or you enjoyed PowerWash Simulator, you’ll probably love this. Weirdly therapeutic, extremely satisfying, and way more addictive than it has any right to be. Highly recommend.
5h 21m played at review · 6 Sept 2026
First things first, gotta scrub, scrub, scrub!
6h 47m played at review · 15 Sept 2026

Negative

I liked it until it wiped all of my data for daring to turn my monitor off and make me lose all of my progress. Probably half of my hours were me being afk, and when I returned after a dinner my progress was reset.
15h 44m played at review · 4 Sept 2026